U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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