it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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