Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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