brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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