No stitches, just platelets and will power
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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