We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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