and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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