So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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