She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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