I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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