I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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