Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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