all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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