S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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