I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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