i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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