my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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