If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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