Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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