Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
