i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
tell me about the fingering
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