I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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