He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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