You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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