Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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