I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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