my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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