Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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