There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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