So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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