Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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