Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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