I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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