How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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