Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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