i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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