some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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