Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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