: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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