Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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