Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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