I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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