are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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