Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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