All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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