Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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