Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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