I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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