Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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