Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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