Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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