If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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