So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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